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My name is Benji, I'm 33, have four great kids and live in China, ME. and honestly only watch television when my wife is watching television, otherwise I have buffy or angel dvds going at all times (it's become like comfort food for my brain).

I have yet to pick up any of the comic's, which is ironic as I used to collect comics when I was younger, plus I suppose a part of me is reluctant to make the leap from live-actors to drawn.

Ringtones

I created custom ring-tones for every family member listed in my cell phone which I recorded from a character or reference from buffy or angel episode:

  • Randy (my uncle):
Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desparate-for-a-shag Giles?! I knew there was a reason I hated you...Randy is a family name, undoubtedly...
―Spike/Giles[src]
  • Gaye (my aunt):
Willow! I'm going gay...gay me up, comon, let's gay! Just...tell me what to do..I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula, that's a start, right? Ahhhh....captain Archer. Comon! Let's get this gay show on the gay road, help me out here!
―Xander/Andrew[src]
  • Sharon (my mother):
I'm Kevin.......Sharon........Don't you hate places like this?
―Kevin/Sharon[src]
  • Tami (my wife):
...Just ask Tammy here.....Tammy where?.....Hello miss.
―Skip/Cordelia/Tammy[src]
  • Tisha (aka Tish, my wifes sister)
You ever hear of the T'ish Magev? Thank you Ramone, I was just thinkin' I'd rather be drinkin!
―Lorne[src]
  • Skip (my wifes father):
You're....death?...You've come to take me....Hahahahahahahaha!....Kidding, I'm Skip!
―Cordelia/Skip[src]
  • Judy (my wifes mother):
Gosh...I mean that was....gosh...Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Judy.
―Judy[src]
  • Marcie (my wifes best friend):
You guys didn't know Marcie Ross? Never met her why? Cause you both wrote it too. Have a nice...yeeesh! Where am I?...Oh, have a Great summer, see I cared!
―Buffy/Xander/Willow[src]
  • Angel (my sister):
And this whole I'm Angel thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what, pretty much a girly name!
―Cordelia[src]
  • Aleasha (aka Leash/my sister):
...shoulda put a leash on him...yes let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire...
―Xander/Buffy[src]
  • Ryan (my wifes brother):
Ryan's bad...Ryan's always been bad...
―Stephanie[src]
  • Benji (myself! (on my wifes phone)):
So, what's the hubbub, bub? What do you got against old Benji?
―Glory[src]


Family Name Coincidences

My daughter's name is Willow, named after powerful witch Willow Rosenberg from of course Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a (post-modern) gothic cult tv series from the 90's/early 2k's.

My sisters name is Angel, named after powerful witch Angelique from the show Dark Shadows, a gothic cult tv series from the 70's. (This witch has a twin sister named Alexis, which is my daughter Willow's middle name, chosen by my wife created an unintentional coincidence.)

If I were born a girl, my name would have been Mandy after Barry Manilow's song Mandy, which is one of Angel's favorite songs on the show.


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