|This article is about the zombie. For other uses, see Parker.|
- “Dude, let's go pick up some girls, hang out at Taco Bell and get some girls to cruise around!”
Alexander Harris questioned Parker about the location of the gang's "cake" by grabbing him while driving. Xander then asked him how to defuse the bomb, but just before he could finish his sentence, he drove too close to a mailbox, which hit Parker and knocked his head off.
Behind the scenes
- He was portrayed by Darrin Heames.