|Buffy the Vampire Slayer|
|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Air date||March 31, 1997|
|Written by||Rob Des Hotel|
|Directed by||David Semel|
|Sarah Michelle Gellar||Buffy|
|Anthony Stewart Head||Giles |
|Mark Metcalf||The Master|
|Geoff Meed||Borba |
|Paul-Felix Montez||Mysterious Guy|
|Robert Mont||Van Driver|
|Andrew J. Ferchland||Boy |
|Christopher Doyle||Colin |
|Band (Velvet Chain)|
|Jeff Stacy||Bass Player|
|Dan Wistrom||Guitar Player|
"Never Kill a Boy on the First Date" is the fifth episode of the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer television show, and the fifth episode in the series. Written by Rob Des Hotel and Dean Batali, and directed by David Semel, it originally broadcast on March 31, 1997 on The WB.
Synopsis[edit | edit source]
A CRANKY SLAYER IS A CARELESS SLAYER — Buffy tries to maintain some semblance of a normal teenage social life by opting for a hot date instead of helping Giles protect Sunnydale from a violent vampire prophecy. As she's blinded by love, Buffy ignores the signs of the dark forces aligning against her. Meanwhile, while Buffy's being romanced, The Master is plotting her demise by invoking the wrath of the "Anointed One," a great warrior vampire who is The Master's most powerful weapon against the slayer.
Summary[edit | edit source]
The Master reads a prophecy from the Writings of Aurelius to his minions:
- "And there will be a time of crisis, of worlds hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the Anointed, the Master's great warrior. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him, and he will lead her into hell. As it is written, so it shall be. Five will die, and from their ashes, the Anointed One shall rise. The Brethren of Aurelius shall greet him and usher him to his immortal destiny."
Buffy finally gets a date when sensitive hunk Owen shows an interest in her. To Giles' exasperation, all Buffy can think about is impressing him with an uncharacteristic interest in poetry. In the school cafeteria, Buffy has to fight off Cordelia to sit at one table with Owen, but it is worth it. He asks Buffy out on a date to the Bronze that very evening.
However, Giles has found out about the prophecy from the symbol on a ring they found in the cemetery. He is convinced that the Anointed One will rise that night, and so despite Buffy's protests, they spend hours sitting on graves waiting for a vampire to rise. None does, however, and though Giles is certain that his calculations are correct, he calls their stakeless stake-out quits. Buffy rushes to the Bronze, only to see Owen dancing with Cordelia. Crushed, she leaves without trying to talk to him.
At the same time, in a van on the way to Sunnydale, a man stands up and begins to lecture the other passengers on God's judgment, quoting prophecies. Suddenly, a vampire walks in front of the bus, causing it to crash. Other vampires swarm the wreck, attacking the passengers, including the religious man.
The next morning, Owen asks Buffy out on another date that night and even gives her a pocket-watch so that she doesn't miss it this time. Buffy jumps at the opportunity while Xander is left to stew in his jealousy.
When evening comes, Giles shows up at Buffy's house, waving a newspaper that shows five people died when the van crashed, among them the suspected murderer Andrew Borba, the man who was quoting prophecies. Buffy insists on going to the Bronze, though, so Giles decides to check the Sunnydale Funeral Home himself. Unfortunately, there are vampires present to get the Anointed One, and they trap Giles in a room. Xander and Willow have followed him, though, and run back to the Bronze to get Buffy.
There, first Cordelia, then Angel try to come in between Buffy and Owen. Finally, Xander and Willow managed to get her to come to the funeral home by pretending to be a couple that wants to do something daring on a double date. When Buffy figures out what has happened, she tries to dump Owen, but unfortunately, he tags along. Even worse, he is present in the funeral home when Borba rises as a vampire. In the fight, Owen is knocked unconscious. Buffy, angry that he has "killed [her] date," kills Borba by sliding him into the furnace while still alive — or rather, still undead.
The next morning, Owen is extremely excited about what they have been through and wants more — this is what he likes about Buffy, he says, and almost being killed made him feel alive. She realizes that there is no way that she can have a relationship with him; sooner or later, he will get himself killed. With a heavy heart, she breaks up with him.
Giles tries to comfort her by telling her what a burden it was for him as a ten-year-old to find out his destiny was to be a Watcher, when he would rather have been a fighter pilot or possibly a grocer. Both agree that at least the Master will be unhappy too because the Anointed One was destroyed.
But in his underground lair, the Master is overjoyed as he welcomes the real Anointed One — not Borba after all, but a young boy who was on the bus with him.
Continuity[edit | edit source]
- After throwing a minion across the room, the Master says "Here endeth the lesson", which is later spoken by Spike ("Fool for Love") and Buffy ("Showtime").
- Buffy and the gang believe they have actually stopped the Anointed One, but they later learn otherwise in "Prophecy Girl".
- Giles' assertion that he doesn't have an instruction manual is not strictly true: apparently there is a Slayer Handbook, Giles just decided not to use it with Buffy, as he reveals in "What's My Line? Part Two".
- Cordelia's line when she sees Angel, "Hello, salty goodness!", is repeated when she reverts back to her teenage persona and first sees Angel ("Spin the Bottle").
- This episode introduces the Anointed One, who plays a major role in following episodes.
- Giles mentions his father and his grandmother were Watchers, which is later shown in "Tales of the Vampires" and "Daddy Issues".
- Giles interest in being a fighter pilot, disrupted by beginning his Watcher studies at the early age of ten, is shown through his great-aunts memories in Women of a Certain Age.
Appearances[edit | edit source]
Individuals[edit | edit source]
- Andrew Borba
- Collin's mother
- Cordelia Chase
- Robert Flutie
- Mr. Giles (Only mentioned)
- Edna Giles (Only mentioned)
- Rupert Giles
- Alexander Harris
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy Summers
- Owen Thurman
- Unidentified bus driver
- Woman on the bus
- Vampire who helped attack the bus
- Vampire killed by Buffy
Organizations and titles[edit | edit source]
Species[edit | edit source]
Events[edit | edit source]
- Advent of Septus (Only mentioned)
- Rise of the Anointed One
Locations[edit | edit source]
- 1630 Revello Drive
- Church (Order of Aurelius)
- Overland Charters
- Sunnydale Cemetery
- Sunnydale Funeral Home
- Sunnydale High School
Weapons and objects[edit | edit source]
Death count[edit | edit source]
- Unidentified vampire, staked by Buffy Summers
- Unidentified bus driver, strangled by Aurelian vampire
- Andrew Borba, sired by Aurelian vampire
- Unidentified woman, killed by the Order of Aurelius
- Collin's mother, killed by the Order of Aurelius
- Collin, sired by Aurelian vampire
- Andrew Borba as a vampire, incinerated by Buffy in a crematorium
Behind the scenes[edit | edit source]
Production[edit | edit source]
- It was alternately titled "The Anointed".
Broadcast[edit | edit source]
- "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date" earned itself a Nielsen rating of 2.8 on its original airing.
- It was the 104th most watched television show out of all 115 prime time shows of its time; fifth out of the eleven shows from The WB.
Music[edit | edit source]
- Velvet Chain — "Treason" (Plays while Buffy and Owen dance at the Bronze.)
- Velvet Chain — "Strong" (Plays as Buffy and Owen talk at the Bronze.)
- 3 Day Wheely — "Rotten Apple" (Plays when Buffy spots Owen dancing with another girl.)
- Pretty Boy Floyd — "Junkie Girl" (Plays when Angel comes into the Bronze looking for Buffy.)
- Kim Richey — "Let the Sun Fall Down" (Plays when Buffy breaks up with Owen at the end of the episode.)
- Walter Murphy — original score
International titles[edit | edit source]
- Armenian: "Երբեք մի սպանիր տղային առաջին ժամադրության ժամանակ" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Czech: "Nikdy nezabíjej kluka na prvním rande" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Finnish: "Treffit vampyyrin kanssa" (Dating a Vampire)
- French: "Un premier rendez-vous manqué" (A Missed First Date)
- German: "Ohne Buffy lebt sich's länger" (Without Buffy You Live Longer)
- Hungarian: "Elszúrt randevú" (Screwed Date)
- Italian: "Il primo appuntamento" (The First Date)
- Japanese: "初デートで彼を殺さないこと" (Don't Kill Him on the First Date)
- Polish: "Nie zabijaj na pierwszej randce" (Don't Kill on the First Date)
- Portuguese (Brazil): "Nunca Mate um Garoto no Primeiro Encontro" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Romanian: "Niciodată să nu ucizi un băiat la prima întâlnire" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Russian: "Никогда не убивай парня на первом свидании" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Spanish (Latin America): "No Mates al Chico en la Primera Cita" (Don't Kill a Boy on the First Date)
- Spanish (Spain): "Nunca Mates a un Muchacho en la Primera Cita" (Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Quotes[edit | edit source]
|Giles: "All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."|
|Buffy: "Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm."|
|Buffy: "We'll talk about those overdue books tomorrow."|
|Giles: "You're not getting off that easy."|
|Owen: "Wow, you're really dedicated to your work."|
|Buffy: "If the Apocalypse comes, beep me."|
|Xander: "So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?"|
|Xander: "I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either."|
|Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time."|
References[edit | edit source]
- "The Mortuary". Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Archived from the original March 31, 2001. Retrieved May 20, 2019.
- TELEVISION REVIEW; Just the Girl Next Door, but Neighborhood Vampires Beware. The New York Times. March 31, 1997, Monday, Late Edition - Final
- "Nielsen Ratings for Buffy's First Season." http://home.insightbb.com/~wahoskem/buffy1.html