The Loa

"Your insolence is displeasing."

- The Loa

The Loa is an Oracle-like creature which currently resides within a hamburger statue outside a fast-food restaraunt who's general use is to relay food-orders through. However, once the following incantation is read, Mange sec Loa, alegba, accept this offering - and open the gates of truth, the Loa comes forth; the statue grows 5-10 times it's normal size and and if not physically, spiritually becomes the embodiment of The Loa. The Loa is cryptic in it's advice and offers metaphorical answers typically wrapped within riddles or rhymes, and has low tolerance for contemptuous knowledge seekers. Based on the presumed age and nature of The Loa in contrast to it's current location within a burger statue which could not have been more than a decade old, it is presumed that The Loa is capable of changing it's location to exist within different statues at any given time. An unknown wizard provided the current location of The Loa to Wesley in 2002.

Appearances

 * Loyalty